Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
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He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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