Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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