Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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