u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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