everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
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I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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