the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
well you can't waste a boner
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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