No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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