"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
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Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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