she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
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If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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