I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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