? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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