Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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