Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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