Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
My bed smells like the plague
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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