My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
