Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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