how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
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I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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