I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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