well you can't waste a boner
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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