David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
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The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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