grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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