just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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