I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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