Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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