You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
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