We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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