Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
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disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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