I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I would ride that face into the sunset
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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