I just threw up on my dentist
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
His hands were made for my vagina.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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