My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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