i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
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