people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
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My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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