singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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