That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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