After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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We left an ass print on the piano.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
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They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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