Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
