I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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