so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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