It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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