i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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