drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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