Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
