I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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