yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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