Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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