ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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