I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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