if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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