worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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