Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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