Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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