Small penises have feelings too.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
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She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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