we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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