Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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