Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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