Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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