This girl is more easily done than said...
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
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Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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