what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
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Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
ttyl tear gas
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
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He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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