I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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