At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
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I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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