My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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