it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Can you bring me the toilet please
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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